The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.
Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS
Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.
Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.
by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016
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A double standard is a code or policy that favors one group or person over another. For example, a guy who is skinny is considered weak, while a girl who is skinny is considered beautiful. Double standards exist everywhere, but usually go unnoticed since people take the side of whoever the double standard is helping.
A rapist will get several years in jail while a false rape claim only gets a few months. This is a double standard.
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For example.
A bitchy self serving controlling female who steps all over men and uses them for her own selfish benefits is considered a STRONG WOMAN.
But
A self serving controlling man who steps all over women and uses them for his own selfish benefits is considered a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
A black comedian whose entire act is poking fun at the way white people talk, walk, dress, dance, & act is a comic genius who gets rewarded millions a year and is catapulted into fame and stardom.
But
A white comedian who pokes fun at the way black people walk, talk, dress, and act is a racist pig who will get booed off the stage and his career is forever tarnished.
For example.
A bitchy self serving controlling female who steps all over men and uses them for her own selfish benefits is considered a STRONG WOMAN.
But
A self serving controlling man who steps all over women and uses them for his own selfish benefits is considered a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
A black comedian whose entire act is poking fun at the way white people talk, walk, dress, dance, & act is a comic genius who gets rewarded millions a year and is catapulted into fame and stardom.
But
A white comedian who pokes fun at the way black people walk, talk, dress, and act is a racist pig who will get booed off the stage and his career is forever tarnished.
Woman: "I chose not to get married or have kids to pursue a career."
Feminist: "You go girl. So glad to see a fellow sister stand on her own two feet and maintain her independence and individuality and not submit herself to the oppressive patriarchy"
Woman: "Why thank you. I also heard that Eddie also decided not to get married or have kids to pursue his career".
Feminist: "What's wrong with him? Afraid of commitment? Too irresponsible to be a father? So shallow that he puts money and a career above having a family?"
Woman: (Thinking to herself) "Hmm isn't that a double standard?"
Feminist: "You go girl. So glad to see a fellow sister stand on her own two feet and maintain her independence and individuality and not submit herself to the oppressive patriarchy"
Woman: "Why thank you. I also heard that Eddie also decided not to get married or have kids to pursue his career".
Feminist: "What's wrong with him? Afraid of commitment? Too irresponsible to be a father? So shallow that he puts money and a career above having a family?"
Woman: (Thinking to herself) "Hmm isn't that a double standard?"
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If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.
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Person A' : Hey man! 'pokes person B in the arm' what ya doin?
Person B' : nuthin 'obviously annoyed'
Person A' : 'pokes person B in the arm again' come on you gota be doing something.
Person B' : dude i hate when you poke me in the arm please stop.
Person A' : 'pokes person B again' god your being such a little bitch!
NEXT DAY
Person B' : 'slaps person A on the ass' and says laughing good game haha.
Person A': MAN WHAT THE FUCK DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING ASS I HATE THAT SHIT FUCK YOU ILL BEAT YOUR ASS!!! person A pushes person B
Person B' : Wow, your such a little double standard bitch.
Person B' : nuthin 'obviously annoyed'
Person A' : 'pokes person B in the arm again' come on you gota be doing something.
Person B' : dude i hate when you poke me in the arm please stop.
Person A' : 'pokes person B again' god your being such a little bitch!
NEXT DAY
Person B' : 'slaps person A on the ass' and says laughing good game haha.
Person A': MAN WHAT THE FUCK DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING ASS I HATE THAT SHIT FUCK YOU ILL BEAT YOUR ASS!!! person A pushes person B
Person B' : Wow, your such a little double standard bitch.
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Ordinarily used when someone believes something they did to be amazing when it is in fact very much not.
Ordinarily used when someone believes something they did to be amazing when it is in fact very much not.
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