Lamprey Store

Any small store that is built in close proximity to a Wal-Mart

I can't believe how many lamprey stores have popped up around the new Wal-Mart since it opened; little leeches living on the droppings of the shark

by Ringo Saint Hellboy January 22, 2011

Convience Store

A place where you're robbed of your faith in humanity because you realize how many people don't know how to spell the word "convenience."

Guy 1: Lemme tell you 'bout this Convience Store I went to the other day.

Guy 2: You mean the Convenience Store?

by lostallfaith October 26, 2018

Camel Store

A gas station or mini mart owned by a middle easterner. Camel Stores are usually small and dirty. The owner usually speaks little or no English. Camel Store bathrooms are particularly dirty, they also water down their gas. Camel Store owners sell junk food under WIC and Food Stamps, they also ring up multiple bags of pork rinds for black people buying Newport's with food stamps. Signs in the windows usually read in big print "WE ACCEPT QUEST CARDS" Camel Stores cheat the lottery so you never get any good scratch off's or paper tickets. If a jackpot is won at a camel store it's usually by the owner. Camel Stores in bad neighborhoods get robbed a lot, so they put prison like bars over the glass windows with a little slot to put your money into. Generally, camel stores are a last resort. Popular names for camel stores are Marathon, Mobil, Amaco, 7-11, and occasionally BP, Speedway, and Citgo. Some also have off names like Hico or Himalayan.

"Don't shop at Marathon, that's a camel store"
"I bought a powerball from the camel store and lost, I only got 10 miles to the gallon from their gas too"

by TobiMikami August 27, 2014

Money Store

1.) A bank or other financial institution.

2.) 2012 Deathgrips album

Friend: "Hey man could you cash me out?"
Self: "Yeah don't trip, I'll go hit the money store right quick

by Balenciaga Cowboy April 14, 2020

rob stores

j

sex Rob Stores

by Jeff Wasowski May 25, 2018

Store Hoe

Someone who does not have a preferred store to shop at.

Question: Reggie what is your favorite store to shop at?
Answer: I'm a store hoe, don't really have a favorite store.

by kbfdskjfbdnsklfn May 20, 2017

99p store

a shop that is called 99p store, which suggests that it is not expensive, but the items in the store can range in price from 1p to £10, so it is just a name

person a: 'hey wanna go to the 99p store, we could get it cheap there!'
person b: 'nah just get it on amazon'

by dodgy discount darth vader December 28, 2020