by J April 28, 2003
When someone with gut issues climbs a 25-foot ladder and shits profuse diarrhea, soaking anyone within a 15-foot radius. Not effective for actual fire control.
“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! My friend was fixing his roof and let out a massive Oregon fire sprinkler and it got in my mouth!”
by S McFace December 31, 2022
Briggsy's ugly rotting cock is so full of holes that when he pisses he needs to lean over the bath but then still manages to flood the bathroom. It is said that it does come in useful when he holds his weekly golden shower parties.
I went to Homebase, but they didn't have any of the normal ones left, so I had to get a Briggsy Sprinkler System!
by Rubber Sheath September 18, 2006
When your gardener digs a hole to plant something and breaks your water-main pipe, resulting in the automatic watering of surrounding plants and trees.
The sun was extremely hot, but I wasn't concerned about my plants, because the gardener had installed a "dominican sprinkler system".
by salondiva January 08, 2011
Having the female in the doggy position and oscilating her whilst she vomits. Also, as the female vomits her vaginal muscles contract causing great sensations for the male partner.
We got wasted and got busy on the pool table. She got sick and I turned her into a cream corn sprinkler all over the rec-room floor.
by Erik and Michael December 10, 2007
to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.
by dim prickle October 28, 2005
After 10 minutes of raw doggy style anal the male turns around inserts the penis into the females mouth and as he cums into her mouth she must simultaneously squirt so that a connection is formed with the male acting as a hose and the females vagina is the sprinkler providing cool refreshment onto the males sweaty forehead. This is an additionally powerful position for orgy's as it cools off the entire party.
by Loveyoumom17 August 29, 2021