Briggsy's ugly rotting cock is so full of holes that when he pisses he needs to lean over the bath but then still manages to flood the bathroom. It is said that it does come in useful when he holds his weekly golden shower parties.
I went to Homebase, but they didn't have any of the normal ones left, so I had to get a Briggsy Sprinkler System!
by Rubber Sheath September 18, 2006