Spaffic Jam

Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.

"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"

"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"

by spaffmaster August 16, 2011

spaf a cat

another term used for fuck a duck

oh, why don't you just go and spaf a cat

by Ian Parker November 17, 2004

Spaff Beast

A dirty man that masturbates over six times a day. A man that often needs to leave a party or social occasion so he can masturbate.

Spaff Beast: I've masturbated eight times today!
Friend of beast: Wow, your such a spaff beast!

by Slitster February 19, 2010

spraff

Noise made when a lemon impacts an eye socket at high velocity.

As he looked up, a yello citrus fruit smashed him in the eye with a huge
"spraff!"

by Neville August 26, 2004

spafford

anal, sex, sick, wrong, cici, beastin' it

1. having unwanted anal sex with somethings ass

1. I'm gonna spafford your hole!

2. My ass got so spafforded last nite i can barely walk....

by Andrew Sizemore November 18, 2006

Spraff

A spraff is a deragotory term for someone who talks to someone just for one thing, usually money or some form of drug.

Oh, look here's John the spraff, i bet he's here spraffing for dope again.

by sangajin May 21, 2007

sprab

A verb spawning from the words spank and grab, this task can be accomplished using either the right or left hand depending on the one administering the action. With either arm in the upright extended position pointing north with the palm facing away from it's owner and fingers also pointing up but spread apart, slowly at first, while keeping the arm extended, move the arm in a counter clockwise motion until it reaches the destination area that will be receiving the motion. Just before contact is made by the hand to the intended target, speed up the movement of the arm keeping the palm flat and fingers spread, and once contact is made, bend the fingertips and thumb slightly making a grabbing motion as one gently but firmly grabs the destined region. A sprab starts off a spank, once the hand makes contact, but ends up as a grab.

While in the midst of yet another round of anal delights, BJ reared up his right hand and timed it so as he thrusted himself deep within Nicole's pooper, he also gave her firm little ass a sprab to show he was in control and that she was to do her duty as a woman and take it like a champ. She turned around to look at him as if to say, "What the fuck?" and he said to her, "Yeah, yeah, you like that?!"

by Butters/Trace September 11, 2008