dad spooner

a daddy who spoons ya mum

"Today I found out my dad was a dad spooner."

by dad spooner September 4, 2016

FAWJAWT SPOONER

a FAWJAWT SPOONER is a hand job but extra fidgety.

Caleckadeck"DO YOU LIKA DE FAWJAWT SPOONER"
Satan"yes"

by Saltyeyeballman September 27, 2017

spoonerism

When you switch the first 2 letters of 2 words around to form a new phrase.

Here's a spoonerism:

Cloudy hit.

by I ain't tellin' you NoTHIN!!! September 16, 2006

Spooter

1.One who needs to man-up, play snow football, and stop drinking tea before his penis turns into a vagina.

2. Someone with very odd looking genitals

Also see pussy

Most figure skaters are Spooters

by H-D Rules December 3, 2003

spooner

an evil girl/woman who loves to prey on men; similar to an incubus. they love drama and the color green. Spooners are usually found at coffee shops in skimpy shorts, where you can see fat globbing out, and belly shirts. beware the spooner.

dude 1: "OMG!! Do you see that spooner?"

dude 2: " Yeah, she comes by here all the time. Just shield your eyes."

by Steezy Joe June 12, 2008

spoonered

When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly

by george March 31, 2003

spoofter

a higher form of spoofer i.e a liar

john is a big spoofter

by Dr Lara January 12, 2005