spoofer

A liar, or an idiot if they believe their own nonsense.

Someone who presents a false image of themselves.

Eamon: I have yet to be convinced Ronaldo is world class.

John: He's already scored 18 goals this season...

Eamon: He's a spoofer and will be found out against quality opposition.

John: You're the spooder, Eamon.

idiot liar Eamon Dunphy

by thee glitz November 7, 2015

sporker

one who likes to spork

Bob was a sporker because he was holding a spork in his hand. Bob likes sporks. Very much.

by sporker number 572 July 26, 2003

dirty spooner

A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.

O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.

by dirty propaganda September 25, 2009

Spooked

Being high on marijuana

"Hurry up and roll that blunt, I'm trying to get spooked"

by styraciflua May 22, 2015

spoogerifc

verry sexually appealing.

Jeremy Braun's mom was spoogerific last night.

by mike January 6, 2004

spocker

Two fingers in the pink, and two in the stink. Make the "live long and prosper" sign, with two fingers in her pussy and two in her poop-chute.

Damn, that girl was a freak! She was beggin' for the shocker!

by T-Unit February 11, 2005

spookeo

A creepy online stalker

Man, that guy is such a fucking spookeo. Last night, I caught him rubbing frosting all over himself and looking at cached porn of your mom.

by Liang Liang April 16, 2010