Sponce

Somebody awkward, usually in high school, who is particularly adept at tetris when he isn't smoking Cannabis sativa or listening to coldplay in the bath.

Ben says: "I was such a sponce in high school!"

by Nieman November 26, 2006

SPONCH!

only the most wickedly amazingly bodaciously awesome zestiness that existence could be. (there will always be an exclamation following any form of this word, otherwise they are an uneducated posing homo.)

you've been sponched!

i love sponch!

all praise the sponch!

i will sponch the shit out of you!

by crispy wafer April 26, 2008

Spon-Bon

A kick-ass abbreviation for the words: "spontaneous boner". If you're a rocket scientist, this means that the penis will become erect for no apparent reason.

See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.

Jack to John: "I have a spon-bon..."

John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."

Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"

Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

by JordanAnderson September 9, 2010

spondering

spontaneous pondering

Last night I was spondering about thrust stages.

by ilovecherrys863 December 13, 2010

Spof

Someone who is a little bitch and always listens to the teacher, does their homework on time always, study's too much and loves school. Also is a snitch

Wow look at Matt over there studying, he's a right spof

by SteeredBeast April 19, 2019

Sponch

To Sponch is to turn up to a house unannounced and clapped out, order enormous quantities of various foods on a food delivery service, consume throughout the day and then vanish. Leaving behind a trail of destruction including, but not limited to, dirty dishes, garbage and horror.

"Did you see Fenny on the weekend?" "yeah he Sponched everywhere."

"F*ck me what a Giant Sponch."

"God damn Sponch"

by Sponchlord July 13, 2020

spofu

An abbreviation for spontaneous fuck. Someone you would have sex with instantaneously, regardless of the circumstances. Usually the person is famous (although not necessarily).

"Man I'd like to nail Scarlett Johansson, she is totally my spofu!"

by Dan "the man" Klein December 16, 2008