peace shocker spock

the gradual, intensifying progression of manual vagino-anal dual penetration.
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peace: one finger in vagina, one finger in ass
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shocker: two fingers in vagina, one finger in ass
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spock: two fingers in vagina, two fingers in ass
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see shocker for more detail on the shock

The bitch broke up with Jethro because she couldn't handle his peace shocker spock routine.

by noormr May 31, 2004

Spocompton

A shitty smelly dirty city just west of the Idaho border (extremly different from idaho cities)(commonly known as Spokane if you look at a road map, gps or any other sophisticated mapping device) If you have ever been there you refer to it as Spocompton. It is full of jobless bums begging for drug money and hold up signs saying"Will work for food" But when you offer them a job they turn you away because they are waiting for the handouts. The good things about Spocompton is that all the good things that are located near Spocompton are not in it because there is virtually nothing good about or in Spocompton...There are a few exceptions. Few.

When arriving in Spocompton you just want to leave

by 3478 April 9, 2011

Spock

one badass nigga muthafucka with a bowl cut the size of Africa

Spock said "Beam me up, bitch"

by ApocoSpock April 26, 2014

Dr Spock

Method used for stimulating a lady-friend down below, first used as a greeting by the famous Star Trek character. Thumb for the clit, 2 in the pink, 2 in the stink.

Steve: Hey Derek, your missus is walking funny today.

Derek: Well so would you if I'd just Dr Spocked you!

by Uncle Moose September 24, 2009

spock

To Spock: The act of freezing up and showing no emotion when interacting with a responsive member of the opposite sex. To fail during an attempted seduction though lack of confidence.

Also Spock Box: a container of collected but uncalled phone numbers digits from members of the opposite sex.

From the urban white Seattle (grunge)lexicon of the mid to late 1980's

The girl was all over him but he totally spocked.

by Donbowsky April 28, 2006

Shock her before you Spock her!

A nifty little rhyme used by many men to remember the order in which to insert his fingers into his Lady's orifice's.
Shocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Little finger in the bum.
Spocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Ring finger and little finger in the bum.

The trekkies amongst us will already be masters at 'Spocking'

Guy 1: "Mate, she hated it!! I thought she'd love a good Spocking!!"
Guy 2: "You Gotta Shock her before you spock her!"
Guy 1: "What a nifty little rhyme!!"

by Veebz October 22, 2011

spockanee

The way rock stars pronounce spokane when they come to the Opera House to do a concert.

"Hellllooooooo, Spockanee!!!!! How ya'll feeling tonight??"

"Get off the stage, poser!"

by Percy Reno November 22, 2004