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When engaging in rough sex and the male pulls his dick out if the girls pussy and splatters cum all over the girls face.
by dickslapper0989 April 18, 2017
Get the Dick Splatter mug.When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
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Guy 1: I've finally gotten Angela to go on a date with me!
Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*
Guy 1: Shit..
Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*
Guy 1: Shit..
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