Ass splooger

Noun: one who chooses to shoot loads in asses.

A person who believes that the best place for his cum expulsions is in ass regions and assholes.

Tom blew hiw load in wendys bootie last night, jeez hes really a prolific ass splooger. He shot his juice in sandy and tonya last week too

by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022

sploosh

When you've consumed a lot of liquid and your tummy gurgles.
Must be laughed at when it happens.

Greg: Don't fill up on so much water, Krissy!
Krissy: Whatever.
*sploosh*
Greg: Hahaha!

by I unno April 25, 2008

sploosh

Droplets or puddles of urine often found on toilet seats or around public urinals.

Guy 1 (wating for cubicle):"I need to shit so bad!"

Guy 2:"Dude, there's a free cubicle right there."

Guy 1: "Yeah, but there's sploosh all over the seat man."

Guy 2: "Gross!"

by BIGUP WGC January 24, 2011

Harry Houdini [sploosh]

When receiving a blow job you pretend to be in pain, and while in pain the person giving the blow job stops blowing. When this happens you sploosh on their face.

One Girl: Wow I cannot believe that he splooshed on my face when I was giving him head.

Another Girl: Oh, you mean a Harry Houdini sploosh.

by Jack Kurtz October 3, 2008

Splootered

Similar to splattered but with more gumption. It is a more explosive form of splattering.

The birthday girl was splootered with some brightly colored paint, which turned her plain white T-shirt into an epic rendition of the new trend of splootering art.

by The most awesome July 6, 2011

shloosberry

a substitiute for shit

also ingredient to shloosberry stew

thats some bad shloosberry

by |21C3 |2\_/135 April 2, 2003

splooner

A person who plays the WiiU game Splatoon on a regular basis and definitely has an addiction to the game. Unlike normal players, splooners tend to yell angrily at the at the TV screen and Gamepad when loosing a battle, even when it is only turf wars. These people will not hesitate to blame a loss on the fact that there was a Japanese player on his/her team, and therefor they are considered racist. Splooners are highly disrespectful to low level and low rank players, and only care about themselves or their squad. Please aviod them whenever necessary, and please do not become one.

"It's bad enough that our team lost, but it's even worse that the splooner on the opposing team is rubbing it in."

by greensand777 September 27, 2015