Splooge McDuck

The activity of pulling out and ejaculating on a girl's face, then throwing handfuls of loose change at her, preferably pennies.

She had enough change for the vending machine after I gave her the 'ole Splooge McDuck

by BroBible September 10, 2012

splooge mop boy

person who mops floors in 25 cent peep shows.

my teacher should have been a splooge mopper.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Splooge Rag

A rag used for cleaning splooge off of oneself. Sometimes guys may splooge directly into the splooge rag to make clean up easier.

I keep my splooge rag under my bed so it's always there when I need to clean splooge off myself.

by Happy Harry Hairless January 21, 2009

splooge shower

The act of ejaculating onto someone.

Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.

by jah September 7, 2004

splooge-o-rama

cum fest. see splooge

Jack: My date with Jill last night was a real splooge-o-rama

Tom: Sweet!

by KickItAgain August 4, 2006

Splooge party

When that fag forgets the punch for your party so you compromise by getting everyone to fill the punch bowl with their cum.

Me and the boys were forced to have a splooge party after Dave forgot the Hawaiian Punch.

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny

"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022