sploinkie doinke

The entity above all, our lord and saviour. Be terrified of it. It is amazing.

Praise Sploinkie doinke

Yes it is above all

by Sploinkie doink January 30, 2022

Splook

A splook is a little ball of shit that hits the toilet water and creates a perfect ssplash that douses your asshole with a shock of cold water. The sound it makes is very onomatopoeic.

So I was reading the sports section when a splook soaked my butt and I almost dropped my phone in the john

by Roastr2 February 13, 2022

Splork

A multifunctional object that has lost functionality. A spork that breaks. A smartphone with poop in it.

Your acting like bjork the splork. Please fix yourself.

by bremstar March 6, 2022

Sploing Boing

Aw hell naw

Guy: stop beating my child with a lead pipe
Other guy: No
Guy: Sploing Boing

by Erm... Vengence April 8, 2022

SplikzTMF.exe

A username for closeted homosexuals to show other closeted homosexuals that they are single and ready to mingle with other closeted homosexuals

Person 1: My username is SplikzTMF.exe
Person 2: Woah man you could've just told me

by Forever2297 August 14, 2022

Sploinkle

A dumb fuck who plays games online

Sploinkle you fucking suck at playing games

by Sploinkle October 18, 2022

Sploinging

The act of giving someone head.

Peter: I personally I think my sploinging is pretty good.
Thom: Nah, my sploinging is emaculate.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022