slinky dinky

a really soft and elongated, crushed dick that hurts like satans man tits

me: "Jesus Christ my cock feels like Satans titties!!!!!"
Bro: " Shit, thats called a Slinky Dinky, bro!"

by 6e5tdf5r6tuyiyg December 19, 2019

Sphinky Binky

An object made of various materials to be inserted into ones anus for sexual pleasure. Defining characteristics of the "Sphinky Binky" are in its ergonomic design that ensures hands-free-retention within the users anus or "sphincter". Commonly referred to as a "Butt Plug"

-out of sight , out of mind , in my ass.

"In retrospect; I definitely should have taken out my sphinky binky before running this marathon. Yowzers!"

by Jozeph the Genius July 9, 2021

slinky in the quad

Getting butt fucked with a curly dick in a public place on campus.

My ass hurts from a slinky in the quad.

by Pom Fucker April 23, 2022

Modern Slinky

someone that cant pronounce there R's.

rye no ruff about rediting modern slinky

by qUADLARRY June 2, 2011

cheapy slinky

That cheap crap you bought when you were a kid from a 25 cent machine and after 17 minutes it breaks. Expert children say that 20% of the time during the years of 1990 and 1998 the most common disappointing 25 cent toy machine item was in fact the plastic mini-slinky. When you get older you buy cheap furniture, cheap equipment, etc. and it breaks or is flimsy can also be considered a "cheapy slinky."

I just bought this necklace yesterday and it broke already. Now I know why it cost $2.99. What a cheapy slinky!

by soulprintable October 17, 2014

Cock Slinky

When your having sex on opiates and your dick starts to go slightly limp but is still in action. Hence Cock Slinky.

Girlfriend: Whats goin on babe?
Me/You: Hold on babe I got Cock Slinky

by Mikis January 2, 2015

White Slinky

A very boney, skinny and albino boy.

Mason is such a white slinky.

by sclgan September 1, 2016