one-eyed spitting cobra

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.

The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.

by the mutant February 8, 2007

fire spitting dragon

When a male fires a spurt of boiling hot semen into his woman's eye momentarily blinding her

Carl unleashed his fire spitting dragon on the unsuspecting prostitute reducing her to her knees.

by LL Fire Spitting Dragon November 5, 2013

Hot Spitting

The act of bending over and spraying warm diarrhea directly from your anus. Uncontrollable spray diarrhea.

Karen was in the middle of her morning run when she dropped her pants and began hot spitting in the park.

by KylieNykol October 3, 2020

The spitting llama

While having anal sex quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand, then throw it at the back of your partners head imitating a llama.

Dude i totally messed up her hair when i did The spitting llama last night

by LostProphetInc June 17, 2009

The spitting image

When a person uses the phrase ‘the spittin image’ they usal mean that something or someone looks exactly like them.

Jack you look The spitting image of you dad.

by That girl rubi November 5, 2018

Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.

Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra

by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019

spunk spitting gutter slut

a dirty slutty lady who, as she speaks may shower you in another mans sieman

shes a right spunk spitting gutter slut.

by southern shed squad June 30, 2006