Noun. A morally loose woman, particularly unattractive, and usually found lingering around the local bar at last call. Usually deemed a last resort when all other favorable options have been exhausted or depleted.
Geez, looks like I'm going to have to settle for a skelterwag tonight.
Hey, I'm drunk and feeling wild. I wonder if there are any skelterwags at the bar tonight.
Ok, you take the hot one and I'll take one for the team tonight and sleep with that old skelterwag.
Hey, I'm drunk and feeling wild. I wonder if there are any skelterwags at the bar tonight.
Ok, you take the hot one and I'll take one for the team tonight and sleep with that old skelterwag.
by Kiwibum April 6, 2016
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A bend or curve in a penis that causes difficulty during urination. The Shelton Curve can be genetic or the result of trauma to the shaft of a penis.
I'm sorry I peed on the floor again... my Shelton Curve makes aiming impossible!
His Shelton Curve was so bad he couldn't even put his cock all the way in.
His Shelton Curve was so bad he couldn't even put his cock all the way in.
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Get the smelt the spoon mug.A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"
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y'all will be up in the house in your shitty zombie fort and I'll have porn and a lifetime of beer on tap in my zomb shelter
by pleasedammit August 7, 2015
Get the Zomb Shelter mug.Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.
Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*
Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*
Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*
Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*
Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
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