Speedy

Speedy is a guy i met in the psych ward who was super quiet at first but then we started talking and he turned out to be the greatest dude ever. Now we’re together since we both got out of the mental hospital and i finally found a reason to live :)

Therapist: What helped you get through depression?

Me: Speedy, he’s the love of my life

by joeee mama November 25, 2021

The Speedy Tenor

P. Noun. The Speedy Tenor is one of the three god-like tenors that grace the world today. He possesses not only the ability of super speed, travling at speeds over that of the speed of light, but moving so quickly that a "clone" effect is produced, allowing him to accomplish multiple tasks at near instanteneous speeds. Also, this member of The Three Tenors is also known for displaying unusual heel clicking and falsetto skills. Although it goes without mention, The Speedy Tenor is almost too attractive, as most Tenors are.

"The Speedy Tenor, one of The Three Tenors, darted from place to place so quickly that the infrared waves given off from his body could only be seen after he had passed."

by The Legendary Tenor August 10, 2003

Combat speedos

It's a fabric chastity belt which doesn't look suspicious when you go to the beach

"Sorry my mistress made me wear the combat speedos this week"

by Fluffy the beowolf May 23, 2020

speedy

refers to low quality drugs, usually cocaine, that have been cut with speed to lower the price.

"Yo that shit you cop on da east coast is shit, it gets you all speedy yo. Its bad for you."
"Oh. I only really do cocaine like once a year..."
"Dick."

by toheatabove50C(122F) June 12, 2012

Speedy BJ

Speedy Bj: The act of tazering a hoe to give faster head.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.

The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."

Give her a free perm.

Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.

Just tip her well.

Guy: Hey bro how was your friday?

Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!

Guy: How much did that cost?

Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.

by kamel_reds January 25, 2010

speedsoft

Most hated play style in Airsoft, typically fast paced hoodie wearing assholes. Requirements include wearing a Dye mask, hoodie, don't call your hits, overshoot, and just accepting large amounts of hate.

Why did he shoot me 8 times?!
Dude he's doing speedsoft..
Oh...

by AirtardTurtle May 4, 2018

speedstick

a penis that moves in and out really fast

his speedstick was really going last night!

by Hannah & Laura January 1, 2007