spatula

Definitely not a type of pasta. Unless it is 2 am and you are drunk and high....and named Isaiah..

"What type of pasta should we have for dinner?"

"How about spatula?"

"WTF? That's not a pasta!"

"It is! I swear!!"

"You're an idiot, I'm leaving you for your best friends wife!"

by Pontoon Bob July 25, 2009

spatula

Insult used to imply that the subject regularly makes love to spatulas.

1:"Hi. You alright."
2:"Get away from me you spatula."

by cooltim4u January 16, 2004

spatulating sean

An act where a sean is beaten almost to death by an asian, preferably an asian named matthew or susan, with a spatula, or any other household object

Man, what are you gonna do about him?
Im spatulating sean!!!

by MATTHEWSER August 11, 2009

shaqulate

When a man ejaculates a giant load of semen as if there dick is the size of Shaq's.

"I destroyed this girl's pussy and when I pulled out, I shaqulated so hard on her face."

by littlesyd September 1, 2015

Spatula

The female version of a "Tool"

Mike: Yeah, Jenny thinks she's all that"
Tim: She's definitely a fuckin' spatula dude"

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Scmidt September 22, 2011

ass spatula

when your ass is full of crap and you cant make it come out so you use a spatula

Gregory, get me the ASS SPATULA i cant seem to get this shit off.

by the magical flying canon man March 4, 2003

Spatula

(Also called flip phone) a man makes a curve of his thumb and middle finger, jamming them into the anus and vagina of a girl and then forcibly flipping her over by this hold. Usually in preparation of unwanted anal or doggy style sex.

Aj: Last night was amazing dude. mike: what happened with you and ginger dude? aj: i totally spatula'd That slut bag! logan: shit you have her a fat flip phone eh? aj: ya then i suprised her with some gross butt sex and a shit covered houdini! aj's father: good god son! ill nub you if you touch her gross infected ass again.

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007