Sparklefraffle

A sparklefraffle is a hideous pain in your wrist. Sparklefraffles occur when you have typed too much, when you have 4 pets or more and you have to pet all of them or when you masturbate longer than 78.5 minutes.
Sparklefraffles appear suddenly, often in the morning and they last from two hours up to two days.

Farfernugel: "June, have you answered Barry Gibb's email?"

June: "No, I can't type, I have this sparklefraffle in my left wrist."

Farfernugel: "Pet- or self pleasure-sparklefraffle ?"

June: "From proofreading you peckerfuckerhead!"

by marzipan krakkapant July 11, 2011

Sparkling Pearl

A sexual act in which a male ejaculated and his partner pours glitter over it.

He came on the bed and she threw glitter on it, giving him a sparkling pearl.

by GlitterGun April 17, 2015

SPARKLERS

A MATCHING SET OF single-action trigger pull REVOLVERS . A GUN RAPPER WILL INCORPORATE THE SLANG TERMS SPARKS AND SPARKLERS INTO A BATTLE VERSE FOR ITS EASILY ADAPTIVE METAPHORIC WORDPLAY. . "LETTING SPARKS FLY LIKE LOVE AT FIRST SITE" or " "HIT YO SPOT AT NIGHT, LOOK LIKE IM WAVING ROMAN CANDLES !" :0
- DAYUM, he sparkling niggas

THIS HOUSE PARTY LOOKS DANGEROUS LETS BOUNCE. FOO YOU TRIPPIN. THIS IS MY NEPHEW BIRTHDAY PARTY AINT NO GUNS INVOLVED, ONLY SPARKLERS YOU GON SEE IS FIREWORKS.

by Googlefaps.com August 20, 2019

Sparkle Cream

When elephant jiz is covered in human blood and boogers

I found sparkle cream at the zoo last week

by Dirty Mario Judha February 16, 2021

Sparkling water

Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe

Yo that sparkling water sucked

by Exineus April 11, 2022

Silver Sparkle

Colour; can be used to add flair to belts, caps, socks, shoes, tights, pants, shirts, scarves, underwear, etc. Know to blind people when strategically placed to reflect sunlight.

Paul: "silver sparkle is NOT a colour".

Bridget: "It IS a colour because there is a crayola crayon. So quit arguing with me. I have the tatas, I make the rules!!"

by Winston.Spencer.Churchill April 20, 2010

Sparkleweed

A substance that puts a sparkle into your life; makes everything seem on the bright side; boosts sex drive; the only known form of addicting weed.

-"Ay let's go light up on some sparkleweed"
-"As long as you got some glittercrack to sprinkle on it!"

by Rhooka July 4, 2008