Sparkleweed

A substance that puts a sparkle into your life; makes everything seem on the bright side; boosts sex drive; the only known form of addicting weed.

-"Ay let's go light up on some sparkleweed"
-"As long as you got some glittercrack to sprinkle on it!"

by Rhooka July 4, 2008

sparklepeen

Twilight reference: Bella Swan's nickname for Edward Cullen's dick. It refers to a penis that is cold, hard and most importantly, sparkly.

Edward Cullen: Need some wood, baby?
Bella Swan: You mean rock?
Edward: Need some rock, baby?
Bella: Hells yeah. Ohai there sparklepeen!!1!

by OMGDAZZLED~ March 1, 2009