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Spactard

Charlie Brandle is a spactard.
by Curry21 September 12, 2020
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Spacktard

Cross between a spastic and a retard, with less chance of social media ban!
by welshj93 September 1, 2022
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spacktard

a cross between a spastic and a retard, often used as it doesnt get picked up by facebook and instagram as "offensive"
did you see Jordan Pickford in goal last night? that man is a complete and utter spacktard.
by welshj93 December 11, 2023
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Spactardusarectus

Someone who suffers from the following:

Situs Inversus
leprosy
Hetrochromia
polydactyly

Tone deaf
Colour blind
Atrial septal defect
Brachydactyly
unilateral lung agenesis
HIV positive
Cervical lymphadenopathy
UTI
Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
Ambidextrous

Clubbed feet
Tiny cock

Or in short: S.L.H.P.T.C.A.B.U.H.C.U.H.A.C.T
Friend1: Look, what an absolute Spactardusarectus.
Friend2: Hey man its 2025 we can say things like that!
Friend1: no it means he suffers from S.L.H.P.T.C.A.B.U.H.C.U.H.A.C.T
Friend2: what the actual fuck does that mean you spastic cunt ball
by Big Huge vagina August 25, 2025
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Spacebarred

During an online conversation someone hits the spacebar to make it seem like they are writing a long thoughtful message, but they're actually ignoring you.
YO DK, I WAS TALKING TO YOUR MOM ON FB AND THE BITCH SPACEBARRED ME TO GO TO KFC!
by EMCEEX.BREAKDOWN.X July 7, 2010
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spacebar err

when you are typing in online chat you enter a letter (most often the letters in the middle of the bottom line in a digital keypad) close to the space bar by mistake, and it changes the meaning of the sentence.
1. Boyfriend: Hey sweetie, I am having thisbitch on my back since last night. (letter 'b' in itch)

Girlfriend: Who is that bitch?

Boyfriend: Sorry babe, it was a spacebar err.

2. John: There is always the shining bright Sun above all the cloudsnone could see. (letter 'n' in one)

Jim: why none ???

John: Sorry dude, it was a spacebar err.
by CalvinQuicksilver May 2, 2014
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Slacktard

a lazy person who doesn't know how stupid they are
Dude, quit being a slacktard, you always comment ‘OMFG!! that shit is cray! can't believe that's real’ anytime someone shares an Onion article on Facebook, you’re an idiot.
by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014
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