sortza

sortza = sort me = give me = translated into "give me" which sounds demanding but when a scouser says sortza its a polite question ansking for somthing.

sortza bifta der kid.

by kyle harper March 15, 2004

getting sorted

Getting sorted = buying drugs.

Person A: I'm getting sorted Tuesday night, I'll come down yours and we can get shit faced.

Person B: Sounds good.

by crt999 June 8, 2009

Sortafied

When you are not quite certified but can pretty much do what you are trying to do.

"He's sortafied in using that Taser"

by David Bryan Jarrett August 30, 2006

Sortabiography

A book about the author's own life, which very slightly embellishes the truth, as far and as often as possible.

Deciding that her mother was the renegade Ninth Duchess of Waterford, her father a famous and notoriously dissolute rock star, her conception occurring at midnight on the Concord as all around them were asleep, she began her projected ten-volume sortabiography.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020

Sortsa

A conjunction of "sort" and "of".

That conversation got me all sortsa hot.

by Crystallinecortex December 11, 2020

sero sorting

seeking sex with only other persons of your serostatus so that you do not have to use protection. serostatus also known as HIV status.

sero sorting is not effective at preventing HIV transmission.

by oh no, not that girl January 26, 2009

sorted

To be have enough chemicals to stay awake longer then you should over the weekend. Now so overused outside the original context this phrase is nausiating to the ear.

I was sorted for e's and whizz and ad a bang up time round the M25 in 1989.

OR

Did you get me some chips? Soooorted.

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005