Solid Donkey

(n.) A beautifully endowed buttocks. Distinguishable by either it's size, shape, texture, bounce, or proportion. A donkey may only be considered solid if the observer (given the opportunity) would undoubtedly choose to salt it. (see 'Salted Donkey')

"That is one Solid Donkey"

by TheDonkeyMaster March 30, 2010

soldierfag

Someone on the internet who claims to be in the military - and uses this supposed status as a bargaining chip to talk to females.

<ImInTheArmy>20/M IN THE MILITARY PRIVATE MESSAGE ME GIRLS
<GenericChatGuy> Dude, that guy is such a soldierfag.

by Moldy Onions December 8, 2010

Florida slider

The act of someone sliding down a slide backwards while some waits at the bottom of the slide with a Palm branch and while the Palm branch is up the rectum you take a picture

dude Rachel did a Florida slider with Darrel

by Willy the koala May 19, 2015

frosty slide

When a ton of dudes cum on a slip-n-slide, then slide down it face first with their tounges out. Slide

"Hey, what are you doing tonight, Tim?" "Me and the guys from work are gonna do a frosty slide tonight!" Slide

by Sausagewallet69 June 24, 2017

Side Slider

A male or female with a colostomy bag that will remove it so you can pound one out in the stoma.

I scored double with that filthy prostitute. She blew me for $10. Then found out she’s a side slider so she let me pound it out in her for another $10.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008

junglist soldier

a junglist, but a junglist to the extreme. Someone who lives and breathes music like dnb. Junglist soldiers are extremely hardcore and rarely attempt to listen to other types of music apart from dnb and other related music.

That junglist soldier is sick, his intensity to listen to that dnb is off the rictor scale

by raver_469 June 30, 2007