Sober as a Gopher

A North-Central Missouri statement

To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind

“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick”

by LesClaypoolsThumb January 8, 2020

Soarindash

A mlp ship name for rainbow dash and soarin hehe. One of the best ships ever and some people hope it is canon lol and make a lot of good FIMfiction with it. Oh did I say it's the best ship ever already.

Random person: hey what is your favorite ship from mlp
Me:soarindash
Random person: omg sameee

by Mlp ship July 7, 2020

sober

son
of
a
bitch
everything's
real

Tom was sober for 12 hours

by Haiwood Jablome March 12, 2009

sober goggles

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.

Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.

by baby bZ April 27, 2008

Sober as a fox

When one isn't willing to admit drunkenness, hence they express that they're sober as a fox. The fox denotes that they can remain streamlined and sly about their condition, when in fact they are more drunk than they are willing to admit.

Mom: "Tommy, have you been drinking tonight?"
Tommy: "Nah ma, I'm sober as a fox."

by Foxy-dude September 10, 2010

Soba

Soba (そば or 蕎麦?) is a type of thin Japanese noodle made from buckwheat flour. It is served either chilled with a dipping sauce, or in hot broth as a noodle soup. Moreover, it is common in Japan to refer to any thin noodle as soba in contrast to udon (thick wheat noodles). It takes three months for buckwheat to be ready for harvest, so it can be harvested four times a year, mainly in spring, summer, and autumn. In Japan, buckwheat is produced mainly in Hokkaido.1 Soba that is made with newly-harvested buckwheat is called "shin-soba". It is sweeter and more flavorful than regular soba.

Someone else: Whatcha eating?

Me: Soba, probably the best noodles I have ever tasted!

by KittensForBreakfast April 28, 2011

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.

person 1: I gave into peer pressure last night and tried crystal math
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.

by Mikeylovescake June 2, 2013