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Summer snowman

When someone is so pale white that they can't get a tan if they tried, even in the summer time
Guy 1: Dude, you're white as all hell.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I'm a fuckin summer snowman
by Vermus June 2, 2018
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snowman's land

An area of sidewalk running past an abandoned house, vacant lot, or lazy person's home that remains unshoveled after a snowstorm.
Example #1: The post-blizzard walk to Somerville wasn't bad except for crossing that treacherous snowman's land next to the junkyard.

Example #2: Our neighbors never shovel their sidewalk! It's always a complete snowman's land in front of their house even after the whole street is clear.
by suzpocalypse February 22, 2011
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salty snowman

When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.
Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.
by ZmanEnterprises April 16, 2017
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Mexican Snowman

The act of shoving, thrusting, or injecting with force sand and ice cubes into ones vagina. Some have called it the Egg McMuffin of anal blasts. A Mexican Snowman was first seen in Paris Hilton's slutty pussy. Commonly used by women (and in rare occurances, men) of the Ginger breed.

-Common side effects of a Mexican Snowman include itching, queefs, wetardz, bein a bitch, depression, internal bleeding, impregnation by Satan, and drinking out of cups.
Frosty the Snowman was on a vacation in Mexico when J-Lo asked him if he wanted a Mexican Snowman in his icy vaginal cavity. "HeHeHeHwooaah! Why sure my feisty little gorilla girl!" said Frosty as the ho thrusted the sand in there.
by I am batman. February 3, 2012
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Snowman Poop

When your dog poops and it stands up like a little snowman.
Sparky made a awesome snowman poop in the back yard.
by Mommyofgirlandboy March 17, 2009
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Hairy Snowman

Someone who has enough dandruff to make a snowman.
Josh needs to wash his hair, he’s becoming a hairy snowman.
by Hdjshdiehdud February 9, 2018
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snowman slaughter

(verb.) the random act of driving around town and killing as many innocent snowmen as possible
" Dude, we totaly just went snowman slaughtering the other day"
by bd42191 February 4, 2010
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