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snorkler

A person who always sucks up and kisses the bosses butt, therefore they require snorkling gear to continue breathing.
That Gary is such a snorkler.
by bangem June 17, 2003
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snarfle

Crotch in face. When a person virtually suffocates another using nothing but his/her genitalia.
Nikki didn't mean to snarfle Ed when she fell on his face with her legs wrapped around his head.
by the japsican May 14, 2007
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snoofle

1. The place on a loved ones body that smells really good, usually located in the mid-chest region of the male human.
"Wow! Your snoofle smells really good!"
by Clizzaire July 25, 2006
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snorkle

to orally pleasure a female, while breathing heavily, creating snorkling like bubbling sounds.
"hey dude you see that chick?"
"sarah from accounting?"
"she totally got snorkled last night. by ME!"
"you snorkled her?!"
"damn right i did"
MEANWHILE!
"yeah i got snorkled last night."
"oh my god, seriously?"
"yeah, by dave"
"in middle management? oh wow...is he good?"
by Johnny Gilliam June 9, 2007
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snorfeling

Snorfeling is the act of taking the mucous from an infant and using it for sexual purposes.

The mucous is usually taken by covering the infant's face with your mouth and sucking gently. The mouth of the infant is left uncovered to allow it to breath, and so that the pressure of your sucking actually draws out the mucous.

Infant mucous has an amazingly high concentration of rare electrolytes and psychotropics, particularly when compared to other substances widely used in sexual relations.

Once drawn from the infant, the mucous is used in many ways:

1. The primary use for the substance is to just ingest it; the 'high' one gets from it greatly heightens sexual experience for the next few hours.

2. The mucous is also used by dribbling it onto one's self or one's partner and licking it off. This has the same effects as ingestation, however adds some foreplay to the equation.

3. Finally, the mucous can be used as an adequate lubricant. Some of the effects from the substance can be felt by absorbing it through the skin of the genitals, though to a much lesser extent.
by internet lol April 3, 2004
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snortle

swallowed phlegm after a more or less violent attempt into dislodging it.
1- All you'se getting for lunch is a wank and a snortle young man!

2- So me an' Jimbo here well we went fishing hey? *snortle* and we .....
by mastur[de]bator January 17, 2005
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snordletoot

Slang for someone who is fucked up on pot, weed, etc. The person at the party who will whip out his small dick to impress the cat...which will reject him.
"Dude this guy is a total snordletoot."

"You see Dave last night? He was snordletootin' the whole time."
"Dude stop snordletooting your embarrassing everyone..."
by Virtual_Tiger_Tooth June 11, 2009
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