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Dirty Snail

While engaging in sexual intercourse during the missionary position, one pulls his mushroom tip from the vaginal cavity and sprays his partner with ejaculate somewhere between the top of the snatch to the belly button. He then carfully drops his nut bag on top of above mentioned jit and slowly drags it up to the above mentioned partners chin.
Yo, I was humpin this skank skeezer out the other night and I set this bitch off with the nastiest dirty snail.
by Zeno Rock May 27, 2008
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snail trail

A strange phenomenon which occurs when you are watching porn with your girl on a leather couch. As she begins to get wet with excitement (at this point she is probally naked or bottomless) she will leave a sticky streak of lube from her vagina as she moves across the couch, resembling a trail of slime left by snails and slugs
Deb got so turned on by the lesbo video she left a snail trail across my new couch.
by clintock January 31, 2003
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snail race

When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.
Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010
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snailjob

The act of putting a snail on your genitalia and letting it go wherever it wants. Works with slugs too.
Omar: Yo, I gave my girl a snailjob the other day, she said she wants to do it again.
by queephlosion December 16, 2017
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Two legged snail

The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail
"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"
by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016
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Snail

A mix of snow, rain and hail.
Man, I just got caught in a snail storm. Totally bogus!
by Fishtail March 26, 2008
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snail butter

The greasy slime left on a bar stool from a naked or pantyless occupant.
Kenny: Angi is hot for you.
Larry: How can you tell?
Kenny: She left a trail of snail butter all over her seat.
by indho March 22, 2009
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