to slowly kiss a member of the opposite sex starting at the chin, moving to the neck, moving down the collar bone, to the chest, and stomach and eventually to the genitalia.
Mike gave Stacy snail kisses after their romantic night out to make Stacy dripping wet before penile insertion
by Uncfan2005 May 27, 2011
The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".
The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".
The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.
by Tnetennba:) June 28, 2011
scientific name: coitus interruptus
when you make the flaccid penis look like a snail by pulling up the balls and bending the head down. the penis snail is usually dormant, but is most frequently awakened by romantic situations, which it likes to interrupt.
when you make the flaccid penis look like a snail by pulling up the balls and bending the head down. the penis snail is usually dormant, but is most frequently awakened by romantic situations, which it likes to interrupt.
by cock-and-balls4000 May 15, 2009
When a woman on her period drags her bleeding vagina across a persons bare chest. If nothing is obstructing the flow of period blood (example: tampon)a rust colored trail should be left behind.
by s-hammer April 03, 2009
While engaging in sexual intercourse during the missionary position, one pulls his mushroom tip from the vaginal cavity and sprays his partner with ejaculate somewhere between the top of the snatch to the belly button. He then carfully drops his nut bag on top of above mentioned jit and slowly drags it up to the above mentioned partners chin.
Yo, I was humpin this skank skeezer out the other night and I set this bitch off with the nastiest dirty snail.
by Zeno Rock May 27, 2008
A strange phenomenon which occurs when you are watching porn with your girl on a leather couch. As she begins to get wet with excitement (at this point she is probally naked or bottomless) she will leave a sticky streak of lube from her vagina as she moves across the couch, resembling a trail of slime left by snails and slugs
by clintock January 31, 2003
When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.
Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010