Person 1: Have you seen smude's latest video? It's garbage per usual.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 3: (Is smude in disguise) *Explodes*
Person 2: Yeah
Person 3: (Is smude in disguise) *Explodes*
by mrquackingsoniscool May 22, 2018
Get the Smude mug.a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.
by felixg123 March 11, 2010
Get the Salmon Shute mug.For a lady to place her bottom on a pillow with her knee's drawn up to her chest after a bit of "hows your father".
Me and the wife are trying for a baby at the moment.
Lastnight after I had tipped my concrete I told her to "tilt the shute" for maximum effect.
Lastnight after I had tipped my concrete I told her to "tilt the shute" for maximum effect.
by Supercan_1 March 6, 2009
Get the TILT THE SHUTE mug.1. To take advantage of one's slightly superior position at an office by making desperate and nonsensical comments to younger women in the hope that they will be naive enough to find it cute.
2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.
3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.
4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.
2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.
3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.
4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.
1. Michael: Wow, look at the hat you're wearing, I am genuinely impressed with your ability to warm yourself.
Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.
2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?
Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.
3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?
Girl 2: Michael trained him.
Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?
Girl 2: He has a dog?
Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.
2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?
Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.
3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?
Girl 2: Michael trained him.
Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?
Girl 2: He has a dog?
by Anette Nora January 8, 2009
Get the Sauterize mug.by rockstar4 July 10, 2010
Get the Smite mug.The odor devoloped directly caused by post sodomy, sexual contact and or sexual interecourse.
The act of creating the odor caused by post sodomy, sexual contact and or sexual interecourse.
The act of an individual senseing an odor caused by post sodomy, sexual contact and or sexual interecourse.
The act of creating the odor caused by post sodomy, sexual contact and or sexual interecourse.
The act of an individual senseing an odor caused by post sodomy, sexual contact and or sexual interecourse.
The classroom wreaked of a heavy smeuf, which caused speculation among many members of the staff.
The two smueffed the closet up even while their parents could have heard in the other room.
I couldn't breath without smelling Russ and Donna's smuef they left behind.
The two smueffed the closet up even while their parents could have heard in the other room.
I couldn't breath without smelling Russ and Donna's smuef they left behind.
by Joshua Brokenbourgh December 26, 2004
Get the smuef mug.To sit in the heat for a long period of time with the disability to do anything that involves energy.
Liam, "Yo man, it's so hot outside today!"
Austin, "Ya i know, I think I may just sautee outside for a bit, I'm so tired from the sick night lastnight guyy"
Austin, "Ya i know, I think I may just sautee outside for a bit, I'm so tired from the sick night lastnight guyy"
by Brittany and Caitlin October 10, 2004
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