smugle

Often used in chatrooms as another word for people who start to talk to an autoresponding chatbot.

He goes smugle on the chatbot.

by Jie Lun August 23, 2007

Papa Smurf

A little blue fuck that likes to have his ass licked by bitches.

Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?
Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!

by Tonysharp5643 October 7, 2010

smurf bukkake

Smurf bukkake is ultra dank bud. It is called such because it is so covered in crystals it looks like the smurfs got together for a bukkake session and came all over your bud.

It has nothing to do with the color of the smurfs, just that they're really small.

And homosexual.

"Fuck dude, this shit is fucking dank. How much did it cost you?"

"$25 a gram man."

"WHAT A RIP OFF!!"

"You want to smoke smurf bukkake, you've got to pay for smurf bukkake."

by Rizzo Repulsive December 15, 2006

Smurf Juice

An alcoholic beverage, popular among high-schoolers and college students. Lots of sugar and flavor makes the alcohol hard to taste. Contains:
1 2-litre of Diet Mountain Dew
1 packet of any blue Kool-Aid
1 Fifth of Vodka

"Damn man, I got dumped. Mix some Smurf Juice and lets get tore up."

by Chainer April 24, 2006

smurdess

A female companion of a smurd, likely to produce halfbloods once they breed. One may inherit the title of smurdess though the acts of; marrige, dating, Sucking A Smurds Dick, etc. Once any of the previously stated acts are performed, the girl immediatly contracts the highly contagious smurd disease, and earns her title of smurdess.

Caleb: So... courtney, do you wanna suck my cho...i mean dick?!
Courtney(smurdess): Sure...I'll suck anyone's dick!
Caleb: OK!
Zzzzzip
Caleb: Ahh yaa, suck it!!

by Mista Milla October 11, 2007

Papa smurf

The kink name of a real nigga

“Oh papa smurf spit in my asshole some more

by Runnin_0n_empty February 8, 2018

tennesse smurf

act of fucking doggy style in a port a john and just before you nut stick it in her ass and push her head in the blue water,,,,,,,,, na na na na na na na na na na na..

my boy has done the tennesse smurf and the alaskan pipeline at the same time

by killa cali euro March 8, 2009