Situationship

It’s when god is like really pissed off at you and delivers someone who is exactly everything you've ever dreamed of, so you make plans, dream and invest just so it can all turn to ashes in front of you before it ever even becomes official, demolishing your heart and ability to fall in love again permanently. Something like that.

Jessi: I do kind of like you, I’m just not ready for anything serious yet.

Jake: But you’ve been spending almost every night at my house… and asking me to take you out on dates..
Jessi: well, we DO have amazing sex-

Jake: sounds like a situationship alright

by ClownsDontBounce April 9, 2023

Slash Situation

When one person announces to another that they are in dire need of a wee

Spig, slash situation!

by Lobstergirl1988 July 31, 2009

Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011

Any Situation Meme (ASM)

A meme that you keep saved in the photo album of your phone for any situation. Wheather it be over text or in real life when, someone who has an ASM is usually the coolest guy there and the life of the party (situation).

Person 1 "I sang every lyric to thrift shop, swears and everything!"

Person 2 *shows phone* "Watchout, we got a badass over here!"

Person 1 "nice Any Situation Meme (ASM)"

by Derptasticman August 20, 2013

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

sun salutation

surya namaskar, salute to the sun or sun salutation, is a practice in yoga as exercise incorporating a sequence of some twelve gracefully linked asanas. the asana sequence originated in the hatha yoga tradition on 9th century in india.

good morning, have you done your sun salutation today?

of course, theres no day without them☀️

by onedirectionisstillcool😎 September 20, 2020

Sun situation

When a person is in an aggressive and angered state of mind for a prolonged period of time.

“yo that mothafucka at the party last night was having a fucking sun situation“

“I mean he did catch his girl sucking a dude off.“

by $HArā April 26, 2021