missouri slurpee

When you bust a load so large in a girl that it's practically like a slurpee when you shove a straw in there and sip.

I made myself the best Missouri Slurpee last night!

by Eagle1vazquez November 15, 2017

Dirty Slurpee

When a man performs cunnilingus on his lady while she takes a dump in the toilet. Similar to a blumpkin

After dinner, she asked for a dirty slurpee for dessert.

by HaloHaloisDeBomb July 11, 2016

siberian slurpee

A sex term where you snort cocaine out of one's asshole until they shit themselves.

"Hey Louis, I heard Zoe gave a siberian slurpee to two dudes last night. Nasty!"

by bob-ama-hrod17 January 11, 2017

slurpee szn

that time of the year where you'd rather drink slurpees all day rather than water

Yoo brad, you wanna come to to 7-eleven with me, its slurpee szn

by Ash-wine April 6, 2020

slurpee daddy

like a sugar daddy but instead of money he provides you with an endless number of slurpees

" did you hear???? willa got a new slurpee daddy!!! "

by willajane April 11, 2023

Wisconsin Slurpee

Drinking sauerkraut and Yoo-hoo from a Wisconsin man's anus.

The Kayes left the party early because his wife was yearning for a Wisconsin Slurpee.

by Running4ck April 14, 2023

Durfee Slurpee

A sock placed over trouser trout to fight off Sunday scaries, thrown over bunkbed upon discharge.

“After too much hungry howies and another Lions loss, Skydump left to Durfee Slurpee his Phelps Hall fingerling potato”

by Glenn Van Dumpins January 8, 2023