SportSlut

A sports athlete groupie. Someone (usually a chick) who loves to have sex with sports athletes.

A SportSlut who charges money is a "Sportstitute".

by Jack Bozdog August 3, 2006

EA sports

The most ridiculous yet most popular sports video game company ever whom appeal to: 'fan-boys' glory hunters, corporate slaves, noobs, sheep, and a lot of americans. The company's number one priority is money mirroring society and maybe the company apple.

EA sports FIFA franchise has been a pathetic attempt at a football (soccer) simulation since day 1, with the game's requiring almost no football knowledge and the simple tap of the same button repeatedly until a goal is scored. The most influential method of scoring to this day however, is player speed.

by marco manetta October 23, 2012

sports hound

noun A person who eats, breathes and lives sports. The sports hound is well-versed in many different sports and can recite plenty of trivia of players, teams, statistics, etc. Plenty of hours are wasted watching sports on the sports packet set of tv channels available from the cable tv provider. He or she is often clad in an official sports jersey of his or her favorite team. This species is most commonly found in the USA.

Kevin made beaucoup tips on pizza deliveries to sports hounds on Sunday.

by rich rick March 25, 2010

Dick me down shorts

Another name for booty shorts that imply that you want to get fucked or dicked down

-look at that girl with the booty shorts
-damn boy, those are some dick me down shorts cause I'd dick her down

by Emiwiththeminishorts May 31, 2016

Compression Shorts

Ultimate boner control while making out with a girl

Thank god for my compression shorts last night. It held my boner down so it wasn't poking Kirsten in the leg.

by Tallahassee31 September 23, 2012

Cream your shorts

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

by Potshot44 January 13, 2009

short-shorts

a pair of shorts that exposes parts of the leg that are not meant to be exposed

usually worn by females, or males who are extremely comfortable with themselves

"nice short-shorts!!!(guy smiling and giving thumbs up)"

"ew, those short-shorts are showing more than I need to see!"

by garTITS July 16, 2009