SOML

Story of My Life

See Also: SOYL (Story of Your Life), SOOL (Story of Our Lives)

soml

by from317to941 December 14, 2010

sloplop

(noun) Sloplop is a stain on furniture because of sex, especially when dried.

During sex, I was supposed to ejaculate in a girl's mouth while we were having sex. I missed, my semen going onto the couch, and I forgot to clean it up, ending up in Sloplop.

by Blader-kun June 23, 2008

SLOL

Sarcastically Laughing Out Loud

I just love running into my ex and his beautiful wife...SLOL #SLOL

by ikandimandi January 26, 2015

SOML

Swear On My Life

I soml someone is gonna get hurt

by Your. Average. Shorty May 27, 2018

Slominski

A quick witty reply that can be used for about four words.
1.) Dee Dee Dee
2.) Penguin
3.) Loud talker
4.) Anoying person who is angry because they have not gotten laid in about 20 years+.

Ex. Person 1: OMFG TODAY I WAS SOOO ANGRY BECAUSE I DIDN'T..... (Caps lock to show loadness).
Person 2: Dude I can hear you, you don't need to be a Slominski!!!!!!

by The Big Fluff May 7, 2008

SOOML

Stay Out Of My Life

STFU AND SOOML,

I want my ex-boyfriend to SOOML.

by IBetaTestedUrGf July 25, 2011

SLOMO

Someone who is both a slut and a homosexual.

Willow is such a slomo, I see him leaving faces with a different guy every night!

by JUSTIN February 4, 2005