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women be shopping

a phrase used to describe the strange/abnormal/inexplicable things women sometimes do.
Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.

Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
by crazycyrax February 20, 2009
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Outlet Shopping

When your cell phone, iPod or computer battery is just about to die, and you are engaged in a frantic hunt for an electrical socket to plug it into at an airport, you're "outlet shopping".
"Man, my phone gave up the ghost at LaGuardia, and I was outlet shopping for 15 minutes 'cos none of these geeks would let me plug in..."
by Uncle Des June 27, 2009
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pastry shopping

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.
Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!
by HassK December 9, 2008
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Online window shopping

The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.
I don’t usually have much money, so I do a lot of online window shopping.
by Sue Nym April 21, 2018
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Pop Shoppe

"If Janelle has a few more Cosmos, I might be going to the 'ol Pop Shoppe later."

"No honeymoon is complete without a trip to the Pop Shoppe."

"It's my birthday and I pray to god the Pop Shoppe is open tonight!"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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ya damn skippy

nikki... was dat chicken good or what?
sara... ya damn skippy it was!
by dat white gurl January 16, 2008
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deployment shopper

Deployment Shoppers are guardsmen who ask states scheduled to send soldiers into combat to take them, too.

If a guardsman from Virginia is serving in the National Guard, and is not scheduled to get deployed for six years, they can ask, or beg, another state to take them on tour.

It allows for them to do their service young and early.

It also allows for soldiers to make more money than they would by staying at home.
Daryle wanted to serve early, so he offered his services to NJ, and their outfit took him. He was a deployment shopper.
by g-diggity June 21, 2008
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