wet snapper

a very moist vagina.

Damn that Becky had a wet snapper!

by pirateskull April 21, 2010

Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper"

Jonas Grumby The "Skipper" from Gilligan's Island. Few people know what the Skippers name was. Played by Alan Hale, Jr. from 1964 to 1967 one of the "seven stranded castaways" from the ill-fated S.S. Minnow
stranded on an uncharted island on the Pacific following a storm.

Gilligan: "Skipper"
Skipper: "Yea little buddy"
Gilligan: "The radio said Jonas Grumby sank the Minnow, that's you"
Skipper: "Yes I know thats me Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper".

by Farsidefan February 14, 2009

snapper pants

spandex pants yoga pants tight pants that make the female ass look jiggly

man check that bitch's snapper pants out and look at that ass I would fuck the shit out of that ass

by bonerjuice69 April 1, 2011

Skipper Skidmark

One who suffers from server anal seepage that skips or bounces while walking, usually waving one finger back and forth.

Its always important to stay upwind of a Skipper skidmarker due to the horrendous smell of drippy anal fluid running down their cracks.

by Lab 56 February 28, 2013

Skapped

To get fucked up, get wasted, extremely high, hallucinating heavily, out of your mind, intoxicated to an extreme degree.

Mush I took those research chemicals you gave me last night whilst I was watching Eastenders and I was so skapped I thought Jane Beale was trying to flirt with me.

by penishands115 September 24, 2016

ho slapper

Person who slaps hoes

Ty slapped so many hoes today he deserves the title of "Ho slapper Ty".

by Ho Slapper Ron June 15, 2011

Sober Snapper

(noun) Someone who likes to burst someone else's bubble. It is usually someone who is sober that is bursting (snapping) a drunk person's bubble. Can be used in lieu of "ball buster".

Ethan= Man I'm feeling so good right now, I'm gonna go talk to that chick at the end of the bar.

Jack= I dunno man, she might be to hot for you.

Ethan= Jack, why are such a sober snapper.

by BJA1990 June 29, 2011