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accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.)

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.
My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).
by Jackal007 December 1, 2013
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Assess the situation

That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.
by Noah Rouse January 27, 2016
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The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking
I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.
by K-nudt September 1, 2016
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situational hotness

when a male/female is only seen as attractive because there is insufficient amount of other male/females around to judge from.
"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."
by Jimmy St. George street October 5, 2009
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Situationally Ghetto

The state or condition of being considered ghetto due to one's current situation, often involving finances or relationships. Very much akin to being a honorary ghetto.
Guy1: Heather lives in a nice neighborhood, whats the deal with the beanie, spinner rims and bottle of forty?

Guy2: She's low on cash and going through some shit, she'll pull through it though.

Guy1: So she's... situationally ghetto?
by Mr. Goggles June 6, 2012
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situationship

an intimate and/or sexual relationship where two people aren't single but aren't dating. both people are committed and have real emotions for each other, but it's not official and there's no label.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Timmy and Sally?
Person 2: Yeah, aren't they dating?
Person 1: No, but everyone thinks they are, it's like a situationship.
by attractive piece of shit May 20, 2022
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Ehe Ehe Situation

1)(N). A no-hope situation, in which the individuals involved are about to be so affected by upcoming events, it brings them to tears 'ehe ehe'.
2)(N). A situation that only makes the current one worse.
1) The cast of blair witch 2: book of shadows were completely innocent...yet they fall for the actions they had performed while possessed...what an ehe ehe situation...the tapes were played with, and they were rigged...
2)Jill Valentine had just fought off ten zombies and a pair of hunters. She rested against the wall, severely wounded, saying it couldnt get worse. Then, she heard heavy footsteps. Nemesis was looking for her. What an ehe ehe situation...Then, he came around the corner, and raised his bazooka...
by Def_226 August 2, 2003
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