drew simmons

The name of a god who is daddy to all women and finesses mad punani

“that dude gets so much pussy, he’s almost like drew simmons”

by daddydrew777 August 10, 2017

Adrian Simmons

A man who is often regarded to be the pinnacle
of human evolution.This person is often a male in his mid 40s,is bald and has a bright ruby red complection.He is often viewed as omnisient and knows more than people thinks he knows.Also he absolutely dislikes milk and cannot pronounce people's name properly despite being well aware that he is pronuoncing them incorrectly.

Tom:Hey Boi,why can't that guy say my name properly?
Boi:Dude!,he's an Adrian Simmons.

by Yourebiggay December 19, 2019

matt simmons

matt simmons is a character on criminal minds who is best known for his breeding kink.

matt simmons is a dilf

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

Dirty Simeon

Teenage boy jacking off to elongated nipples while on FaceTime with his long distance girlfriend

Jack was pulling a dirty simeon last night

by M;)69420 July 17, 2023

Family of Simmons

A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.

If you see a family of simmons turn and run

by Beckybitchjames March 7, 2020

simmon fuller

a genius who managed the spice girls and s club 7(the greatest pop group of all time)directed and written the 3 sclub series and there movie...later came out with american idol and so you think you can dance-two of the most watched shows in the world

wow he does it all reminds me of simmon fuller

by beachsidebum09 November 11, 2006

Simmons

The biggest creep ever. He is a physics teacher but some may confuse him for Jimmy Savile.

“Oh god, I’ve got Mr. Simmons now.”
“You poor thing, I hope Simmons is careful this lesson.”

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 3, 2018