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Person wan: Hey do you watch Pokimaine?
Person twoer: Ew, you're a simp.
Simp by h7 boi August 10, 2020
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A Simp is a person (most usually a male) who is too obsessed over any girls, to a point where he can do literally anything for them only to get their attention.

These are the guys who are the main reasons why girls don't value us boys anymore.

These losers start trying out their luck with any girl they come accross, doesn't matter if she's just slightly good looking or a total high profile goddess who's way out of his league.

Basically, simps are the pathetic weebs who put Hoes before Bros

S - Suckers
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Pussy
Aaron :- Dude, that new guy in our class is head over heels before Janice, buying her stuff from the canteen and giving her expensive gifts. She doesn't even like him!

Barry :- That guy's a Simp dude. She's just playing along, extracting as much as she can from him. Then she'll just throw him away.
Simp by IntenseJK March 29, 2021
When someone clings to much to another person in the purpose to get his or her affection back. Can be used as a verb (to simp), as a noun or an adjective.
Bianca clings too much to Sasha. I thinks she's simping
Simp by KingKloon429 May 12, 2021
A sissy/pimp (dude with no ACTUAL game). Acts tough and is usually a sissy pretty boy that will tell a girl anything she needs to hear to try and get laid no matter how lame it is. These guys will usually go to enormous lengths and spend ridiculous amount of money trying to impress a girl that he's not going to get anyway. These girls will often go home and night thinking how easy it was to manipulate these tools out of their money.
Simping: "babygirl your the most beautiful girl in the world can I buy you and all your friends a drink, it ain't a problem for a guy like me"

Simp: "Yea i got a new beamer it was only 70 thousand dollars (that his dad bought him) why don't you and all your friends drink all night on me"
simp by StillLoaded March 9, 2008
Bryon Byers is a simp for Haley and picks her over the boys.
simp by simp4eva March 8, 2020
simp

s=super
i=intense
m=minecraft
p=player
;) your a simp
simp by ;) πŸπŸ‡ June 15, 2021