by seromyhero August 15, 2020

I just finished my shift at the Ford plant, I’m looking forward to seeing Maude my favorite silver cricket at the club. The sound her legs make when she rubs them together sounds just like a cricket.
by kadongo March 4, 2018

An stainless steel water bottle that teenagers shove a huge mix of their parents stolen alcohol in. (tends to taste horribly disgusting)
Matt: “What in the fuck is in this bottle?”
Gabe: “A mix of my dad’s whiskeys”
Matt: “Holy fuck it tastes disgusting”
Gabe: “That’s the silver bottle man”
Gabe: “A mix of my dad’s whiskeys”
Matt: “Holy fuck it tastes disgusting”
Gabe: “That’s the silver bottle man”
by Bigsaddy August 17, 2018

Roger: I went to the spin class at silver sneakers.
Carl: How was it ?
Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.
Carl: How did that go ?
Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
Carl: How was it ?
Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.
Carl: How did that go ?
Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
by cut the cards January 7, 2023

The most beautiful thing ever seen. The guy / girl that is so far out of your league that you will never have a chance. Worthy of being put atop a pedestal. To you, everything about him/her is so unbelievably perfect that getting together is out of the question. Walking down the street and seeing them makes your day. They make your heart flutter. Regardless of who you are, if you were having a conversation with them... you would find yourself at a loss of words. Everyone has a silver unicorn. A silver unicorn to you may not be a silver unicorn to someone else. You dream about them. You think about them. They are perfect.
“That girl is a ten for sure.” “No bro, she’s not a ten - she’s beyond a ten. She’s my silver unicorn.”
by frozenman57 May 29, 2017

by PDM February 17, 2003

Among gay men, an older guy with grey hair who still has a youthful appearance and is considered attractive because of those attributes. Can be in his 30's or 40's. More or less the gay equivalent of DILF.
by Chrisilverdaddy December 17, 2008
