Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

White Shite

Another name for cheap cider involving the word white in it's name. For example White Lightning or White Ace. The real tramps drink that makes you urge when you drink it.

I'm running up the shop to get a bottle of the white shite.

by Ryz April 25, 2006

shitem

A term used by law enforcement on the east coast to describe criminals. May be spelled "shitim" "shitum"

Look at all the shitems clockin' on the corner today. Our holding cells are filled with shitems.

by Frank Castle July 3, 2006

go and shite

Irish... same as... "go away", "Yeah Right"...

Person 1... Lend me 50 quid
Person 2... Go and shite!

by Cully April 1, 2003

shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.

Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.

by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009

shitegery

(shit-TEE-jər-ee)
1) A plan of action designed to achieve an expedited expulsion of feces.

2) A covert method of attack to ensure a quick bowel movement.
3) Perfecting the balance of proper courtesy flushing, time on toilet, exhaust fan usage, match lighting and/or air freshener sprayage to camouflage olfactory detection of an authoritative shit session.

At the party, Michael utilized excellent shitegery by holding off a trip to the bathroom as long as possible. That way, his bowl movement would be quick and go unnoticed.

Thanks to Sarah's perfected shitegery skills, her boyfriend had no idea her IBS had flared up at his apartment.

by Pippizzle February 27, 2010