The byproduct of a masturbation session where your ejaculate flies from your penis with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. The accumulated ejaculate can be compounded over time to form something similar to a Sploogy (an Emmy made of pure cum) or an Oskeet (an Oscar make of oxidized spunk).
Girlfriend: "Aww, that's cute. What's that award on that shelf!"
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."
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Shelf Bellie (SB) was a Post Nuclear Punk Band influenced by artists such as Cake, Rancid, GnR, NIN and Johnny Cash.
They have been compared to the likes of Infectious Grooves, "Tenacious D (on drugs)" and Smashing Pumpkins.
SB started jamming in the garage in the early 2000's and was playing shows all over Portland OR by the time their debut album was release in the summer of 2006. The group disbanded shortly after their album release do to personal conflicts.
Quotes about SB:
"You might not remember it, but you don't want to miss it" - J. Littlejohn
"This might be the cheapest show you'll ever like." -J. Hodgin
They have been compared to the likes of Infectious Grooves, "Tenacious D (on drugs)" and Smashing Pumpkins.
SB started jamming in the garage in the early 2000's and was playing shows all over Portland OR by the time their debut album was release in the summer of 2006. The group disbanded shortly after their album release do to personal conflicts.
Quotes about SB:
"You might not remember it, but you don't want to miss it" - J. Littlejohn
"This might be the cheapest show you'll ever like." -J. Hodgin
Shelf Bellie is putting the fun back into Rock 'n' Roll.
Justin got a "beer can tan" on his Shelf Bellie.
Justin got a "beer can tan" on his Shelf Bellie.
by PDXOR May 11, 2019
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Get the Shol mug.A skeet shelf is an abnormally large or overly large portion of the forehead. Usually flat, a skeet shelf is used in most cases during oral foreplay, but can be used to finish upon as well.
by Lucas Beam February 24, 2008
Get the Skeet Shelf mug.Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.
My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf
Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf
Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf
by Metroid22 January 22, 2022
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