Smurfing

The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.

Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...

by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014

Smorting

To eat in a sexual manner

I think she likes smorting Cucumbers.

by Jobrina May 18, 2015

Smurfing

The sexual act of choking ones partner until they turn blue.

Darling, I do love a good bit of smurfing!

by 123qweasdzxcrtyfghvbn May 23, 2015

Smurfing

The act of choking a female with a erect male member until her face turns blue.

Tristan; Dude, i totally was smurfing a bitch last night!

Max; Really?

Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.

by Scrobichrist March 21, 2016

Shmoking me

A phrase used to describe when someone is being unfair, a bitch, or just plain racist. Used by the people of Gates Chili in Rochester,NY. The h is used for emphasis and the phrase is said in a arrogant tone. Another iteration of this phrase is "Sucking me!"

Teacher:This is the second time you haven't handed in your homework, I guess I'll have to call your parents.
You: Why you shmoking me!?
bitch dicksuckingfuckteacherfuckmeinthebutt

by BichNiga August 10, 2016

smurfing

Gaming Term: Buying alternate accounts to achieve a higher ranking in a game.

That guy's not Silver Elite, he is smurfing

by TrumpetMiner May 22, 2016

smurfing

Mostly said in CSGO to people who are low ranked to people who are "low ranked"

Player 1: guys i think Player 3 is a smurf
Player 2: so what we're being boosted
Player 1,4,5: finally a rank up game
Player 3: I just train with expert bots this is my main account and I dont smurf but thanks for the compliment to my skill

That exampl isn't the best but it somewhat makes smurfing good if you're on there side, but if there are 2 smurfs both on oppisot teams they will knife fight or AWP

by The Scrub Named Redx616 May 13, 2016