Schmoogle

adj. To, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your ADD/ADHD medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.

Person A,"OMG a bunny!!!. But anyway, I was at this thing, with these people and then BAM!!! it hit me! OMG have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! AND THERES A SEAGULL AND... "

Person B, "GEEZ you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!"

by WowIt'sAnnoying August 27, 2009

Shmook-ee-poo

a lover who is far beond your every imaginable reach

You is my shmook-ee-poo!

by Yasmin March 28, 2003

shmoon

-a name to call people that piss you off.
-an insult.

could mean...
-whore
-bitch
-dumbass
-ugly person
-pretty much anything else that is an insult.

Example 1:
Girl 1: Jessie kissed Jeff at that party on Saturday.
Girl 2: Isn't Jeff still going out with Beckie.
Girl 1: Exactly.
Girl 2: Whatta shmoon.

Example 2:
Girl: She stole my boyfriend! Damn skanky shmoon!!

Example 3:
You're a shmoon if you didn't know what shmoon meant.

Example 4:
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Rick is dating Julia.
Guy 2: Ew! That's disgusting!!
Guy 1: Yeah, I know man. She's such a shmoon.

Example 5:
Man, I hate that shmoon.

by kimmmmmmmy1019833 December 8, 2009

shmog

1. A word someone says when upset with somebody
2. A word someone says when sad about something

1. This shmogs! I can't beleive he cannot come over!
2. I really wanted to go see the movie, youre making me shmog.

by jacobsol June 21, 2010

Shmook

a gay ass nigga called edgar

edgar sucking dick he's such a Shmook

by straight nigga Adiel November 15, 2019

Schmooged

To get wasted or drunk. Lots of alcohol consumtion. To be intoxicated.

Betty and John got schmooged last night. Im going out to get my schmooged on.

by emtgurlmel July 21, 2009

Shmogput

An all around nasty person with no care in the world but themself

"mate your just a shmogput"

by linmer November 27, 2009