Brooks of Sheffield

An imaginary character in the novel David Copperfield by Charles Dickens. Mr. Murdstone refers to him while talking over little Davy's head to his friends about his pursuance of Davy's mother.

"Quinion," said Mr. Murdstone, "take care, if you please. Somebody's sharp."
"Who is?" asked the gentleman, laughing.
I looked up, quickly; being curious to know.
"Only Brooks of Sheffield," said Mr. Murdstone.

David Copperfield, p. 27

by english_lit_mistress July 31, 2006

shefezzle

a girl is amazingly hot

she is so shefezzle

by Joe and Cory March 18, 2004

Sheffy

Unreal fuckin hockey player

"Hey Sheffy you're a fuckin legend, get out there and snipe one home so we can take home the fuckin hardware"

by sheffy7401 July 19, 2016

Shefoozle

when you shit, fap and eat at the same time in the shower and stomp it in the drain.

i just shefoozled with your mum bro

by MR Shefoozle March 12, 2019

Shmeal

Anything that you can hit
Can also be used as an adjective or verb in place of thing associated with getting high or buzzed.

Nic, carts… crack is the red headed step child
“Do you got some shmeal”
“Let’s go get shmealed in the bathroom”

by Funlicker May 5, 2022

sheff

A sheff is a knife in U.K. slang.

PERSON 1: Yo, are you going to bring a sheff to the fight?
PERSON 2: Yeah but don't tell anyone.

by sheps_s January 14, 2017

shmeagol

verb

-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness

note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.

1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!

note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.

Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!

by Claire November 21, 2004