To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.
by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017
Get the slapped salami mug.Something out of this world amazing, originally in the description of good oral sex, but can be applied as seen fit. Closely resembling the word “sloppy” but better because it should be said emphasizing the “sh” sound.
Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”
Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”
“Man I heard that Harry got some shloppy top in the school parking lot.”
“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“
It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top
“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“
It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top
by Nickynascar April 7, 2018
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The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.
Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022
Get the Shlappy Depressants mug.by Steve Clifford February 11, 2004
Get the Shlippery mug.To accidentally step on the back of someone's heel whilst walking behind them. An exchange of apologies usually takes place after a shlopp has occurred.
by Pepe.Silvia March 4, 2011
Get the Shlopp mug.(Verb) Meaning the act of being slapped by one or multiple penis. The word is based on the sound that is made when one gets beaten with a cock.
After a long night at the fraternity party, the new initiates were given the ol' shlippita bippita by their senior class-men.
Before a good fuck my girl likes to shlippita bippita all over her face and tits.
Before a good fuck my girl likes to shlippita bippita all over her face and tits.
by Pedro Avocado January 5, 2016
Get the shlippita bippita mug.I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.
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