Is an act in which a man is behind his partner, beating goozles, and places his 2 index fingers inside their butthole, hooks them and pulls the anus apart. Upon doing this, he then spits his baccar juice into the cavernous opening.
I was with ol girl from up the holler and I was drowning and she offered to let me give her an Alaskan Spitoon.
by Pantyduster BT December 29, 2022
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Last night, mary-sue let me do the Alabama Spitoon on her after we got done hooking up. I love my sister.
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When you ejaculate into your own mouth, gargle it, then spit it into someone else’s mouth. Presumably your sexual partner
by Professionalfatherfigure June 1, 2022
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Guy 1: holy moly, man. You smell like shit.
Guy 2: yeah, I'm a current practitioner of trickle-down shitonomics
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