shitface

someone who is really ugly!!

Bob: your a shitface
Jim: no im not!

by shitface123 September 27, 2009

Shiteater

A British Soldier. British soldiers are treated so horribly that they can be said to eat shit daily. They are treated like scum, lower than dogs.

Did you see the way the shiteaters were drinking last night? I don't know how they can still march this morning.

by Tony666 December 13, 2012

shitfaced

not being able to feel the difference between shit, and your face.

last night i was so shitfaced that i tried to flush my head down the toilet.

by Kate Cunn. December 28, 2005

shiterate

to get blackout drunk, clog a toilet, have it flood the bathroom, and have the shit-water leak into your downstairs neighbors house

Ben's neighbors are really unlucky that he shiterated them last weekend.

by Jjaamaall August 22, 2008

shetface

Endearing term for close friends, especially of Middle-Eastern descent.

Shet for how FOB Iranians say "shit."

"Shwat's up shetface?"

"Hey shetface look at my new car."

"Well if it ain't shetface."

"Oh snap shetface got a boner."

by Kian May 1, 2004

shitfaced

Stoned on mj such that the smile you smiled when you smoked up is still there plastered all over your face an hour later because you neglected to unsmile or were too lazy, once the smile was there, to remove it. Comes from smoking good shit, or really bad shit -- depending on your definition: ergo "shitfaced". From this perspective (regional usage, perhaps) it has nothing to do with alcohol. (i.e. No shit, Sherlock.)

"Wipe that silly grin off thy face, thou shitfaced bastard... dost thou want thy boss to know thou art stoned?"

"Man, you are shitfaced... from ear to ear."

"Hey you shit-faced ex-pot-virgin, welcome to the smile high club!"

by Charlier Peg February 16, 2008

shitfaced

when you get so f*cked up that you shit on the ground and pass out in it, then you wake up and its on your face.

After passing out in her brother bathroom, Christy Cosmo woke up shitfaced.

by Brooke03 April 30, 2005