shitcunt

The result of wiping from back to front.

<female> is a shitcunt.

by Frederick Joseph David Stemp January 2, 2012

shitsons

when something is really bad, it is the shitsons.

ted-"hey man, how did you do on that psychology test?"

frank- "I bombed it bro."

ted- "sorry man, thats the shitsons"

by thatoneguy365 February 21, 2011

Shitmon

A slang created by critics in the Pokémon community, used to express distaste, when Pokémon designs in a newer generation are lackluster.

Elitist Pokémon fanboy: Coalossal should have evolved into a locomotive train!
Pokémon Hater: Yeah thanks to James Turner... the art director of Pokémon SWSH, we have another poor rip off of Magmortar. Coalossal is a shitmon.

by Pokémon Hater April 24, 2022

shitcanned

1. To become extremely intoxicated on alcohol.

2. TO scrap a project, plan or action.

1. We couldn't drive home from the bar because we had all gotton too shitcanned.

2. I say we shitcan this operation.

by TulsaDawg April 13, 2003

Shitcunt

Normally used when a friend lets you down, or acts particularty "cunty"

Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!

Also used when bitches whore it up every weekend.

When bitches whore up every weekend

"Did you hear what becky did in the weekend she was such a shitcunt giving barry a blow in the garage, and screwing peter in the mad cow toilets"

"Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!"

by yeh1234123123 September 19, 2009

shitonastick

It's kinna like shit in a cone, but it comes on these little popsicle sticks. People named Casey really like them a lot.

James loves the taste of his new shitonastick! Don't ask him to share, he'll bite you.

by b4p November 3, 2003

dribbling shitcock

A shitcock that has feces dribbling off of it.

-see shitcock

STFU dribbling shitcock!

by hallik September 29, 2003