shimmy up the mule

to try something which won't do you no good -- it ain't a boy or a girl so you get nothing outta doin' it. May as well jack your own hammer.

having a crush on a happily married but very hot teacher

by Henry Marquez October 12, 2003

Shimmi

Shimmi Updatree

That’s Shimmi,

Shimmi Updstree.
... avocado saamiiich!

by Shimmi Updatree September 20, 2018

shimming

the art or philosophy of shim. founded by the master shimnist Andrew Wong.

1. damb i was shimming hard when i decided to shove that spoon up my ass last weekend. 2. Ewwww ya weo wao yeaa shim shim mmm yea.

by sergeant shim January 10, 2010

shimmer

any form of a white powder drug

Have you been hitting the shimmer?

by Robin April 22, 2004

shimmy slurp

The act of ejaculating inside a woman then proceeding to suck the seimen out in a sick form of cunnilingus.
A nasty variation of snowballing

- When he did his cousin, he totally shimmy slurped her!
- DUDE!! THATS NASTY!!I just threw up a little!!

by Da Phoenixx August 6, 2008

shitmoney

1) Very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) A person usually easily mooched off of

*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.

**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?

by NJC March 29, 2005

Shimrod

To insert an object into a mans urethra.

Putting an object down your pee hole.

Joe was so pissed when she shimroded him!

by pallenspumpkin April 20, 2010