Holy Shim Knocker

A male or female that knocks the senior citizens of your community, it could be your Grandma!

That holy shim knocker just got turned on, he is headed to the senior center.

by holy shim Knocker January 7, 2011

Shimmey Shim

The word literally means pure cocaine. The finest cocaine on the streets. Top grade Coke that is broke off off the brick.

He was tired of laced coke so he found a new plug who offered that shimmey Shim.

by The Chosen Jew May 17, 2025

shimmed

An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery

Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!

by sweepie May 21, 2015

shim shoo

Someone being an idiot to get attention

You there, yes you, your a shim shoo

by Strait_White_Male27 June 16, 2018

Shim

When one can not decide on which gender they can identify with.

I wonder when they will come out with shim clothes.

by Dani.girl0917 December 13, 2023

Shim

When having sex, objects of various sizes are used to fill voids left over in a big vagina, in order to tighten up said pussy.

Yeah last night I just wasn’t getting enough friction to get off, so I had to shim that pussy with both hands!

by Herkermer October 27, 2023

shimmed a gib

when you are the next one in a farting contest and you let out some of the solids.

Sam: "you're next, Jon"
Jon: **brrrrrrrp** "whoops, I just shimmed a gib"

by nimst March 20, 2024